AKMA's Random Thoughts

May 19, 2003

Not a Joke

As I drove back and forth from Naperville for the recent series on Resurrection and Theology, I saw a billboard that featured a couple of guys (who looked college-age) with the prominent banner, “Aftermath, Inc.: Suicide - Homicide - Unattended Death.” I wrote it off as a stunt, a couple of Harvey Keitel-in-Pulp Fiction wannabes. But this morning, my curiosity getting the better of me, I went to the web address they cited. As it turns out, these guys do exactly what they say they do. I suppose I didn’t think of advertising such services on a billboard — what’s next? — but I suppose they need word-of-mouth.

They ought to remediate their website, though. (And I spared you the pointless Flash intro page that you get if you just go to their front page.)

Posted by AKMA at May 19, 2003 07:06 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Even more creepy/odd is the fact that they apparently held a raffle for a handgun.

Posted by: Heidi at May 19, 2003 07:39 PM

Two years in a row. . . as if their business wasn’t good enough already.

Plus, they charge $40 for their t-shirts. $40!

Posted by: AKMA at May 19, 2003 09:37 PM

http://www.bestofneworleans.com/dispatch/2001-08-14/cover_story.html is an article written for the weekly paper in New Orleans about "Clean Scene" -- a similar service here.

Posted by: Mark A. Hershberger at May 20, 2003 12:01 AM

I'm not sure the billboard is any more disturbing than the "affordable cremation" signs that pepper the Florida highways. Services that clean up death mess are such that nobody wants to think about/know about them but you're sure glad they exist when you need one. Blech. It is certainly an unsung occupation. Maybe they feel the need to raise awareness. It's certainly not an industry where you can go out and drum up business the old fashioned way.

Posted by: Amy at May 20, 2003 02:58 PM

I had forgotten about those cremation b illboards till now, Amy. Thanks for brightening my day. . . .

Posted by: AKMA at May 20, 2003 03:53 PM

This back and forth is an important concept to understand in C programming, especially on the Mac's RISC architecture. Almost every variable you work with can be represented in 32 bits of memory: thirty-two 1s and 0s define the data that a simple variable can hold. There are exceptions, like on the new 64-bit G5s and in the 128-bit world of AltiVec

Posted by: Lancelot at January 12, 2004 10:32 PM

Note first that favoriteNumbers type changed. Instead of our familiar int, we're now using int*. The asterisk here is an operator, which is often called the "star operator". You will remember that we also use an asterisk as a sign for multiplication. The positioning of the asterisk changes its meaning. This operator effectively means "this is a pointer". Here it says that favoriteNumber will be not an int but a pointer to an int. And instead of simply going on to say what we're putting in that int, we have to take an extra step and create the space, which is what does. This function takes an argument that specifies how much space you need and then returns a pointer to that space. We've passed it the result of another function, , which we pass int, a type. In reality, is a macro, but for now we don't have to care: all we need to know is that it tells us the size of whatever we gave it, in this case an int. So when is done, it gives us an address in the heap where we can put an integer. It is important to remember that the data is stored in the heap, while the address of that data is stored in a pointer on the stack.

Posted by: Pompey at January 12, 2004 10:32 PM

This will allow us to use a few functions we didn't have access to before. These lines are still a mystery for now, but we'll explain them soon. Now we'll start working within the main function, where favoriteNumber is declared and used. The first thing we need to do is change how we declare the variable. Instead of

Posted by: Archilai at January 12, 2004 10:32 PM

This will allow us to use a few functions we didn't have access to before. These lines are still a mystery for now, but we'll explain them soon. Now we'll start working within the main function, where favoriteNumber is declared and used. The first thing we need to do is change how we declare the variable. Instead of

Posted by: Jane at January 13, 2004 11:29 AM

When a variable is finished with it's work, it does not go into retirement, and it is never mentioned again. Variables simply cease to exist, and the thirty-two bits of data that they held is released, so that some other variable may later use them.

Posted by: Aveline at January 13, 2004 11:29 AM

This is another function provided for dealing with the heap. After you've created some space in the Heap, it's yours until you let go of it. When your program is done using it, you have to explicitly tell the computer that you don't need it anymore or the computer will save it for your future use (or until your program quits, when it knows you won't be needing the memory anymore). The call to simply tells the computer that you had this space, but you're done and the memory can be freed for use by something else later on.

Posted by: Hector at January 13, 2004 11:29 AM