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April 19, 2005

Power of Incumbency

I’ll admit that mine was an outsider candidacy from the start, but when Cardinal Ratzinger wasn’t elected on the first two ballots, my supporters in the conclave drew encouragement. Unfortunately, the idea of a non-Roman-Catholic, married pope was just too radical for the College of Cardinals. Since Ratzinger was already on the scene, and everyone knew him, and he was sort of next in the line of succession, the tiara went to him. Good thing I didn’t quit my day job.

To show my heart is in the right place, permit me to extend earnest gratulatory wishes to Benedict XVI. Let’s do lunch sometime!

Posted by AKMA at April 19, 2005 12:49 PM | Threadorati

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You don't think this is just horrible?

Posted by: Anthony Smith at April 19, 2005 02:28 PM

did you consider your Papal moniker? Just in case?

I imagine that choosing the moniker is probably the most exciting part about being elected.

Posted by: Karl (Paul Atreides III) at April 19, 2005 05:42 PM

lol, that's very funny!
my condolences.

Posted by: Jen Lemen at April 20, 2005 06:25 AM

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