From CatandGirl:
Witness Protection Program Name = “Andrew Camera”
Punk Rock Name = “Andrew Lecturing” (?) (or “Intertwingling”?)
Prime Minister of India Name = “Andrew Gandhi” (Like Cat, I prefer the slant-rhyming “Nehru”)
Singer-Songwriter Name = “Mehershalalhashbaz Boston”
Science Fiction Name = “B. V. D. L. L. Bean”
Trust Fund Name = “Margaret Lloyd–Appleton” (sadly, no Roman numerals) (I wish Shirley Chisholm had been a senator, and Paul Wellstone would have been more gender-appropriate)
But everyone calls me “AKMA.” (But “Basil” would be my favorite seasoning, and would call to mind the hero of Fawlty Towers.)