The Happy Tutor has mistakenly associated me with the Bush regime’s secret plan to suborn preachers. (Thank you for giving me a reason to use the verb “suborn” — I’m hoping to work in “traduce” later for a double play.) Fortunately for me, I escaped Evanston before the armed escort arrived to “protect” me on my way to the Clergy Response Team training session.
Instead, I’m undercover in Princeton, posing as a scholar. Believe me, the DHS would never think to associate preachers with scholars, so I feel pretty safe.