Memorable Resource

I don’t remember how I got here, but this site offers a wonderful package of free software for students. An institutional IT department could do well by starting from this package as the norm for a school, and adding from there only what’s needful — instead of starting from expensive commercial packages “because everyone uses them” and ignoring the flourishing open-source space.

Not only would such a gesture save the school real money right at the front end, but it would signify a different outlook about technology, institutional resources, and how we deal with them. It would send a compelling message to a constituency that already understands the power of open source, and it would teach that message to people who haven’t gotten on board yet.

In short, I’m not holding my breath. But when my tech friends say, “Well, you know a bunch of smart colleagues — why don’t you start up a seminary of your own?” this is the kind of thing we’d do in that fantasy world.

Friday Stromateis

I’ve been wrestling with an Epiphany sermon for the latter part of the week, with a book review in the interstices, and of course classes started at Seabury. I’ll post the sermon in the extended area after I preach it at St Luke’s (already gave it a test drive at Seabury, and it’ll benefit from some burnishing).

That reminds me, the mp3 of the Advent sermon from St. Luke’s is online here, now.

A couple of days ago, Frank sent a pointed open memo to the administrators of the Women’s Media Center. He observed that “ the only place for news on women, links to women columnists, bloggers, media organizations and more” (according to their self-description) was overlooking some of our long-standing neighbors. Frank nominated the bestknown, longest-standing friends of ours already, and some obvious omissions among those whom I don’t know so well. They might also think of adding the RevGalBlogPals blog, and Dorothea, Krista, Pascale, Liz, and Naomi (when she has time to blog).

Tripp tagged me for one of those survey thingies in which I resist participating, so I’ll give a cursory answer:

Appetizer: Have you ever seen a ghost or an angel?

I don’t know, but I would expect so.

Soup: What is your favorite board game?

Hmmm. My family had a Shakespeare game I used to play solo a lot, but for social play I suppose Monopoly prevails. Someday I may play Diplomacy again. . . .

Salad: What was the last movie you saw that made you cry?

I don’t remember, but it’s sure to be recent. I’m an old push-over for weeping at movies. Oddly, I didn’t cry at King Kong.

Main Course: What would you do if you had 3 months off from your job?

Work on the books I need to be writing.

Dessert: What kind of shoes are you wearing today?

Black church shoes.

There’s something else I’m thinking about, but I don’t remember what it was. Oh, wait, now I remember: Micah pointed me to Jeff’s observations on the new TV series, Daniel, and to Sherry Turkle’s observations on “authenticity.”

Oh, here’s the sermon:
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Wonder What That’s Like

Margaret and I attended a Twelfth Night party tonight that culminated in a very baroque gift blind exchange (I think they were making up the rules as they went along). I was in the tactically advantageous position of picking last; according to some of the rules, I might trade the unopened package behind Door Number Three for one of the opened packages I saw that other guests had opened. Although several guests had opened extremely interesting packages, Margaret made it very clear that I was to select the unopened package, thereby ending the game.

She was clearing her throat at me emphatically because when her turn came halfway through, she had used her choice to scoop up two vast hot-drink mugs (each holds about a hogshead of coffee or tea). She feared that if I selected one of the other gifts — the chirping cardinal, for instance, or the china flying pig — the other guest would invoke some hitherto-secret rule to extract the mugs from her. I don’t see how that would work, but I try to do as Margaret tells me, so I took the unopened package.

The package turned out to contain a book, No Time: Stress and the Crisis of Modern Life, by Heather Menzies. Looks interesting, and apposite — but I don’t know when I’d manage to read it. . . .

Doubleheader

Somehow I volunteered to preside at Epiphany Mass at St. Luke’s on Friday, without noticing that I’m also presiding at Seabury at midday. That’s actually handy; one sermon will do for both. Now, the question becomes, what shall the sermon be?

Kong

I’ve seen the various prior versions of King Kong several times. I saw both the early version and the seventies’ remake in theaters (this was back in the olden days, kids, when pretty much the only place to see a good movie was in a theater, either a first-run house or a “revival” or “art” theater). The boys loved their videotape of the original (I’m not sure whether they’ve seen the second version), so I know the plot pretty well.

In short, there’s no plausible reason for me to have been startled by how much of this movie played against my (increasing, with the years) fear of cliffs, skyscrapers, steep escalators, and generally precipitous heights. All I could think on my way out of the cineplex was, “I could have told him that nothing good would come of playing on skyscrapers.”

As my adrenalin-fueled state of vertigo has subsided, I detect mixed feelings about Peter Jackson’s remake of a canonical work. I admire the intense mutuality that he brought to the relationship between Ann Darrow and Kong (I don’t think one needs to parse it into tidy distinctions of “true [humanoid] love” or “sympathy for noble animal” or “subtextually sexual attraction” or whatever — the ambiguity worked perfectly for me). Naomi Watts’s Darros and Andy Serkis’s Kong made a great screen couple, and I make no apologies nor mean any joke in saying so. Serkis, with the aid of superb computer graphics effects, played Kong wonderfully. I found the cinematic effects captivating. Jackson ably filled in backstory for the human characters, who in the early version were painfully wooden.

At the same time, some of Jackson’s sequences would have affected me even more with greater cinematic economy. Trim a few minutes off the “search” sequence, a few off the “lost giant spider” sequence, a few off the chase through Manhattan streets, a few off the Empire State sequence, and the movie as a whole benefits. Some of his backstory for characters played too prominent a role in the finished film to be left unresolved; the Jimmy/Hayes/Englehorn characters on board the Venture disappear altogether once Kong reaches New York — all the emotional interest we’ve vested in these figures goes for naught. And Jackson plays with his audience’s suspension of disbelief with a liberty that undercuts any serious undertones with which he might want to imbue his story. (When we started citing plot problems ove dinner, Nate appositely pointed out that any movie that represents native humans, a solitary giant gorilla, and dinosaurs from various eras all living on an unknown island already necessarily has given over its claims to verisimilitude, so we should just relax about, for instance, the carnivorous bats that seem to live in Kong’s cave, but only attack Kong once Jack Driscoll intrudes on the Kong/Darrow couple’s privacy. I taker Nate’s point, but tend to suppose that a director who asks so much of an audience should treat with all the more respect the trust on which he’s gambling).

It’s a magnificent picture, and time may cast the excesses as endearing hallmarks of a directorial film geek’s love for a great movie. On first viewing, though, they struck me as a missed opportunity.

Plus, all that jumping around on the edges of cliffs, on tall buildings, made me burrow into my chair so intently that if I ever return to that particular viewing room, I’ll be able to find a seat with my contours permanently embedded into it. I practically walked home on all fours to avoid falling off the sidewalk.

Headlines Now

I hope to get around to writing more extensively bout a whole mess o’ things (note the folksy, plain American way of expressing myself; I’m auditioning for President of the U.S.) — a review of World of Warcraft, the Castronova controversy (to which Liz drew my attention last week), several points in David’s most recent issue of Journal of the Hyperlinked Organization, and I’ve been thinking a lot about the premise of “‘justice’ as fetish.”

But today’s the first day of classes at Seabury, so I’m already falling behind (again). We’ll see what I can scribble down in odd moments.


Morning dialogue in the kitchen —

Dad: Jennifer, would you like a croissant?
Jennifer: Sure!
Mom: Feel free to put it in the toaster for a few seconds.
Pippa: I ate mine cold, like the cavemen used to do!
(General expressions of delight and mirth)
Pippa: Especially the French cavemen! While we were developing the wheel, they were far ahead of us in the culinary arts.

Happy

Margaret and I had a wonderful day off, making our rail-facilitated way to Aurora, where we rested for the afternoon, dined out, and watched Paula Poundstone usher in the new year at the Paramount Theater. We had a deeply marvelous time, and only wish we had more time to spend with one another.

Of course, life being what it is, those weren’t the only pertinent aspects of the weekend. We encountered some — errrr — eccentricities in the local transportation industry. We ate dinner in a casino. We encountered a Cowboy-themed Family New Year’s Eve party hosted grimly by a hotel employee wearing an inflatable rodeo bull costume. We so delight in opportunities to spend time together that none of these deterred us.

Regarding casinos:

  • I had forgotten what it’s like to be in a large indoor area with many cigarette smokers. Mercy, did that air reek.
  • Though we did pluck out some vegetable items from the buffet, we were impressed that the kitchen staff managed to incorporate meat into practically every dish they served in a twenty-yard buffet line.
  • I understand some of the fascination of trying to keep a small stake alive (I’ve played computer versions of blackjack in the distant past), but nothing about the gambling floor seemed interesting to me. To my surprise, many of the gamblers seemed uninterested, too.
  • There was no ringing, no jingling, just the synthesizer tweets and chimes that proved to any visitor that this casino was not stuck in the twentieth century when it comes to hardware. If I were going to spend more than a few minutes in a casion, though, I’d choose the old-style casino with real slot machines and jangling coins rather than the silent/electronic casino computer start-up chords.

The New Year’s paraphernallia for the midnight comedy show arrived at the theater with the bold wish for ”Happy New Year 2005.” Paula Poundstone made that the starting-point for her routine, offering rationalizations for wearing out-of-date holiday hats and tiaras. Best of all the weekend activities, though, was just plain spending time talking and thinking with my dear.

Happy New Year, everyone!