In a delusional fog, I agreed to preach this Sunday at St. Chrysostom’s Episcopal Church, in Quincy, Mass. I’m thinking that I may have to fall back on card tricks and interpretive dance; I have a stack of papers that need marking, errands that must be run, appointments that must be met, and nary an idea to expound.
Card tricks could be an entertaining illustration for a Christian magician, but I’d really suggest leaving aside the interpretive dance idea. Besides, I don’t think they sell clerical leotards…
Liturgical dance? You??? MY EYES!! MY EYES!!!!!!
And, from past experience, I’m sure the sermon will be wonderful.