I don’t know what Apple University is either, but if they’re looking for faculty, I know a biblical scholar-cum-technologist/semiotician/Mac loyalist who’s casting about for a job…
Ruminations about hermeneutics, theology, theory, politics, ecclesiastical life… and exercise.
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away” as my old mother used to say, so it probably won’t have highly qualified staff 🙁