Bag of tortilla chips: $1.99
Can of black beans: $ .79
Small onion: $ .49
Spring greens: $ .49
Half jar of Newman’s Own Mile Salsa: $ .99
Time spent painstakingly arranging, preparing, slicing, sprinkling, spreading, and so on: 30 minutes
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Hearing a daughter’s bemused laughter: priceless
That was painful.
Gack! Not the Newman’s Own! Pity that the Law of Buttered Toast was in effect.